Milo

What’s the difference between a rocket booster on Elon Musks latest creation the Falcon 9 and Milo? Milo is packed full of enough energy to keep a 12 kid playing all afternoon without having to come back to earth.

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Beer

I turn plants matter and sugar into beer using a big glass bottle.

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Cola

A drink loved all over the world. Some say the crusades uncovered the recipe for cola while looking for the holy grail, others say it was created by aliens. The truth is that back in the middle ages the Illuminati created it as a way of laundering their extreme wealth. It was a way that they could move large amounts of cash around the world without raising suspicion. They created a company to produce Coke, a drink they knew would be irresistible to the poor and simple minded. They do this by using money in one country to make coke and then import that to another country. It is then easily turned back into cash. When the mafia caught onto this they created Pepsi for the same purpose.

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