Cornflakes update

Here they are. Yummy and crunchy Cornflakes. If I was to do this again I would make them thinner. For a first try though not bad. I don’t think the economics adds up for this one, but for the kudos of making things from scratch. Not a bad one. For a rundown on how I […]

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Cornflakes

Invented when somebody used the wrong flour for pancakes when they were drunk. These crispy flakes have stopped 2 world wars and an alien invasion. The first superfood, Cornflakes have been around since biblical times and are mentioned in the first testament, making them the first ever commercially available product. Some say the sex trade […]

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Cola

A drink loved all over the world. Some say the crusades uncovered the recipe for cola while looking for the holy grail, others say it was created by aliens. The truth is that back in the middle ages the Illuminati created it as a way of laundering their extreme wealth. It was a way that they could move large amounts of cash around the world without raising suspicion. They created a company to produce Coke, a drink they knew would be irresistible to the poor and simple minded. They do this by using money in one country to make coke and then import that to another country. It is then easily turned back into cash. When the mafia caught onto this they created Pepsi for the same purpose.

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Bacon

Pork belly delicious in its own. Cured then smoked, it’s the worlds best food. Bacon.

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Ryan Does Stuff

Getting Thing Done I have all this time on my hands. I wouldn’t call it spare time. I have 2 kids so there is no such thing. But I have made time, my greatest accomplishment so far. I will show you all how I did that aqnother time. But for now lets get on with […]

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BBQ Sauce

See what goes into making BBQ sauce

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